They don't have it at Old Trafford. You can't do it at Etihad. There's no way it would work in the big time, but this is your Manchester stag do. Times like these call for something out of the ordinary. We give you electric shock football! In this game, skill doesn't mean anything. It's all about who has control of the electric devices. It might look like regualr 5-a-side footy but two of you will be on the bench. It's probably the only time you'll be happy to be on the bench. Because you'll have control of devices that allow you to deliver little jumps to the players and ref whenever you see fit. Hell yeah!
They're small shocks but will have you giggling - for sure. Nothing gets you roaring like watching a bunch of your best mates jumping, twitching and screaming. Once you get your hands on those buzzers, they'd better watch out. Do, however, remember that you will need to hand control to someone else when the whistle blows. Then it'll be you on the pitch leaping around while the guy you just shocked gets his chance to exact the perfect revenge.
The event coordinator will keep everything on track - to a certain extent - and the ref will make sure you all play fairly. When he's not being buzzed of course. Hilarious, chaotic and loads of fun, this is just the job for a Manchester stag do. Names at the ready, lads.