This is a London stag do. You're in the big smoke, it's dog-eat-dog out there. It's time to get stuck into a little unhealthy competition. It's time for electric shock football. We've all had a Roy Keane moment, when the red mist has descended and we've fantasised about doing what we want to an opponent. You can't lay the nut like the United skipper would have. But giving 5-a-side players and the ref mini electric shocks is most definitely on the cards!
That's right, chaps. You can now play a form of 5-(or 6) a-side with a twist: two of you get to come off the pitch and do as you please. It's all thanks to these clever little devices that enable you to buzz those on the pitch for all sorts of offences: charges, jumps, kicks, tackles, trips - and pretty much anything else that takes your fancy. When you've had your turn you have to get on the pitch and play the game, so we advise you don't single someone out too much!
This is your chance to make your mates jump and scream like girls, stitch up the stag, pick on the weak and make even the better players look silly. Revenge? You're gonna give 'em a taste! Definitely the baddest of all London stag do activities, electric shock football will unleash your dark side.
You know this has to be done, right? Go on! Get your names down and satisfy shock yourselves!