Gentlemen, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room - OK, you know the rest. Forget penny-ante handguns, air rifles and paintball. You're in Krakow, where the rules about what you can loose off on a shooting range are, erm, different!
We've arranged for your stag party to get its mitts on a bunch of Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifles, the standard weapon of movie badasses the world over. Designed to fire loud and long no matter how badly it's been treated, the trademark banana clip of the Kalashnikov is recognisable to anyone who's ever quoted Die Hard in his vest. And in Krakow, you get to whip one out and blow the living bejeesus out of everything in sight. Awesome.
Let's face it, chaps. One of the reasons to haul ass for Poland (aside from the cheap beer and ridiculously hot women) on your stag party is the ready availability of illegal assault weaponry. Let's just say that Eastern Europe hasn't got the same attitude to gun control. So if you've ever played Silent Hill or Metal Gear Solid and wondered what the real thing would be like - well, now you know. Accept no substitute, soldier. Ten hut!