Then bring a bunch of hungover stags onto the pitch with impaired vision goggles and you've got comedy gold! We are damn proud to present the best ever activity for a Bournemouth stag do: beer goggle football. It's the funniest 60 minutes you'll ever have on the pitch, a guaranteed laugh with your mates.
Leave your ego at the door. It's time to play the fool. You will look lame but it's just fine because that's sort of the point. You'll have a right laugh getting used to the goggles and then trying to do stuff like tackle, dribble, pass and strike. Scoring will be pretty interesting. On the off chance that you actually manage to do it, getting the ball in the back of the net will be a massive triumph.
Obviously we won't chuck goggles, bibs and ball at you and expect you to get on with it. You get an event coordinator and everything. Let's just say you'll need one! He or she will get the party started and everyone involved.
The beautiful game brings a whole boxset of comedy to the beautiful game and it's nice and affordable too. If you're looking for budget Bournemouth stag do ideas for a football fanatic, this is the ultimate choice. Sign up and be prepared to suck!