The Stagcom Monday 18th May roundup
MAD MAX FURY ROAD DECLARED BEST ACTION FILM EVER
Everyone loves it. Even the critics. The reboot, starring Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, has been a box office smash, pulling in a cool $44m in its opening weekend. Total Film said it had 'some of the greatest action ever put on screen.' Forbes reckons it's the 'ultimate summer blockbuster'. The Telegraph called it 'a Krakatoan eruption of craziness'. However, despite rave reviews, Max Mad had his arse handed to him by the Barden Bellas. Pitch Perfect 2, starring Rebel Wilson (aka Fat Amy) bagged the No.1. spot at the US box office. Both are currently being pitch slapped by Avengers: Age of Ulton. According to Yahoo, Marvel's latest superhero flick has just blasted through the $1billion mark.
MISS NEW ZEALAND SMASHES MAD MEX BURRITO CHALLENGE
Beauty? Check. Brains? Check. Eating talents to match Adam Richman's? Damn straight. Miss New Zealand can polish off a 1kg burrito in a mere 90 seconds.
MAN CITY SECURE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLACE
It was a good weekend for blues fans. Man City's epic win against Swansea secured them a third place Premier League finish and a Champions League spot. Despite a valiant effort from Swansea, with goals from Sigurdsson and Gomis, City won 4-2. It was City's fifth consecutive win, and the 50th Premier League goal for Yaya Toure.
STAG GETS MATES' PUBIC HAIR GLUED TO HIS FACE
Ok, so we're not averse to the odd stag party prank, but there are limits, surely? Not for this lot. Poor old Mark Longley from Surrey was transformed into the ape man on his stag do...with a entire face beard made from his mates' pubic hair. Yep, you did read that correctly. Naturally the whole thing was uploaded to Facebook. It didn't stop with the pube beard, either. See Mark's makeover in all its gag-worthy glory here:
Warning: This may put you off your bacon sarnie!