Ahoy There Weekday Worldie
We're big fans of the #weekdayworldie trend. Every week for 10 weeks, we'll be diving deeper into a world of nearly-naked fitties, chucking their perfect bods all over Instagram for no reason other than to make the universe a happier place. Because let's face it, nothing makes things right like some well-placed lady-mountains. You're welcome.
Who needs pants when your French polish is this smooth? She might have been around long enough to remember when Ant and Dec were unmarried, but Holly Wills is still worth her spot in the Wonderbra Hall of Fame. Not that you'd know it, but she's had three kids too.
Kylie Jenner was branded one of the '25 Most Influential Teens of 2014' by Time magazine, proving that epic bazingas and an Instagram account will always make 16-year-old boys have a good long think. Ms Jenner, we salute you.
She never gets old. Well, she does, but you know what we mean. Kelly's the original and best. And she used to bang Jason Statham. Legend.
Now that's how you wear a cardigan! From Rover's Return to FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World is quite a journey. And boy are we glad she made it.
Steady on there! Our Lulu doesn't know how to hold up a pair of bikini pants. Or a Mojito. And we love her for it.
We will help you get that precious stone into your navel. Yes we will.
Holy crap! What's bigger - the lollipop or the boobs? 20-year-old British-Columbian stunner Demi Rose Mawby has more than 1m Instagram followers. Now you know why.
Cara Delevingne plays The Enchantress in upcoming DC villain-fest Suicide Squad. Maybe that's where she got those scary eyebrows from. Because you're definitely looking at her eyebrows. Blimey.
That sports shirt is too small for those basketballs. FYI, Lucy Pinder was discovered on Bournemouth beach by a freelance photographer. If you want us, we'll be in Bournemouth. With cameras.
How did leggy model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley end up playing The Splendid Angharad in Mad Max: Fury Road? Who cares? She wore barely more in George Miller's action opus than she does here, and that's just fine. Carry on, Rosie. Carry on.
Got nominations of your own? You know the drill. Get vocal on Facebook and Twitter with the hashtag #weekdayworldie!