There's a new big dog in town and his name is beer goggle football! It is what it sounds like: you'll be tackling, dribbling, weaving and making pitiful attempts to score wearing goggles that make the world look a bit wobbly. Our new favourite activity for a Birmingham stag do, this is hella funny and completely bonkers. If the big man likes a laugh and loves his football, this is the perfect activity for his stag.
Let's get one thing clear: you will prance around like a drunk ballet dancer as you try and strike the ball. But so will everyone else so it's all good. Fortunately an event coordinator will get you all sorted with goggles, give you a little time to 'practice' and then get the games underway. Split into teams for a little 5-a-side, take penalty kicks, and see if you can get the ball round the cones without stacking it. That sort of thing. When you're done, gather round for the lamest team photo ever taken. Then crack open a bottle of bubbly.
This is a Birmingham stag do. You will get absolutely ruined on Broad Street on the first night. You need something that'll make you laugh the next day! In this game, being total crap actually makes it even better. Perfect. Give us your numbers and dates. We'll get it booked.