A Newcastle stag weekend without the beautiful game would be blasphemy! Football is God in this city. Sweat off hangovers and fire up the competitive spirit with a classic game of 5-a-side football.
Split into teams and trounce the opposition at a well-equipped activity centre 15 minutes from Newcastle city centre. Located on the banks of the River Tyne in the Tyne Valley, it's the venue of choice for local league games and has outdoor floodlit synthetic pitches and indoor pitches.
Who's got the ball skills after a proper night on the beers, that's the question. And of course when we're talking stag party beers in Newcastle, which is one of the UK's most legendarily messy cities, the question gets pretty serious. Even the most Shearer-esque striker in your group is bound to put in a few spooners until the blood starts pumping.
Unbeatable for banter, 5-a-side football is a no-brainer for the Saturday afternoon or Sunday morning of a stag weekend. Go for a chilled kickabout or make it a no-holds-barred, competitive battle for supremacy. It's all about 60 minutes, Ron. Game of two halves.
Availability: slots are available between 9am and 4pm.
On this particular Newcastle stag weekend, you will get to act like the legendary Hugh Hefner. Fact. So make the most of your one-time-only status as a total player! It’s time to party with Newcastle’s hottest ladies. Picture this: a reserved table at a top bar in the Diamond Strip, a bottle of vodka and mixers, and beer served by beautiful lasses dressed in the uniform of Playmates everywhere. That’s right lads; it’s bunny girl time. Now stop imagining it. You don’t need to. You’re living the dream!
Start the first night of your Newcastle stag weekend with a toast to stags around the world. Party with the girls and get on it. Fun, friendly and fit, they’ll wiggle over with the booze wearing their bunny ears and high heels.
When you’ve necked the vodka and chugged the beer, you’ve got plenty of scope for more action. Stick around and do the Diamond Strip run or roll on to Bigg Market and the Quayside area. You won’t go thirsty on a Newcastle stag weekend. Now you’re officially in the Playboy club, you’ll be laying the charm on with the ladies of the Toon before you can say “wey aye”!
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Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to book two nights’ accommodation in Newcastle. Say balls to it, give us the job instead and save yourself a load of time, stress and cash. We know the Newcastle city centre hotels and hostels that will accept stag parties, charge reasonable rates and serve a decent breakfast. If that doesn’t grab you, how about a stay in a modern city apartment instead?
We can do pretty much anything on the accommodation front, including aparthotels and self-catering city apartments. Let us know when your Newcastle stag weekend is happening and how many people need beds. We’ll find the best deal for two nights’ accommodation within your budget range.
Speaking of which, you may be surprised by what we can get for your money. We get great deals on 3* and 4* hotels in Gateshead Quays. If you’d rather be a short walk from the Newcastle Rail Station, let us know and we’ll get you into a hotel that fits the bill. Organising a stag weekend in Newcastle for a bunch of football fanatics? Say the word and we’ll find rooms in a hotel near St James’ Park.
Need to spend as little as possible on two nights’ accommodation in Newcastle? If you’re planning a stag weekend on a budget, we can book you into a 2* hotel or a hostel in Jesmond, which has a Metro station and is just 1.5 miles from Newcastle city centre.
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