No-one likes to get stiffed on the most important part of the stag party. Make sure you don’t waste time on tourist trap lap dance clubs, where the booty’s gone south and the prices are ridiculous. With our lap dance club entry pass, you’ll get a guaranteed spot in one of Ibiza’s premium patooty palaces. And no back of the room seats, either. From here, you’ll be able to see all the way to heaven!
It can be tricky to get a boozed-up stag group into a lap dancing club on spec: just rocking up and hoping for the best is a one way ticket to humiliation. Avoid bouncers giving you the cold shoulder, miss the dreaded “full up already, lads” and swan your smug-assed way through the crowds to where the boobies are. You and the boys will be rocking it like A List celebs while the plebs are still trying to get through the door.
We’re talking genuine a1 fitties here, not a piece out of place. There’ll be drinks deals, private shows – the works. So what are you waiting for? Go from stag party zero to lap dance arranging hero and make a name for yourself as the best of all the best men. The future is now, bro.